I guess today is as good a day as any to relay the list I've been working on called:
Things I've Learned From the Cat
- It's more important to relax than worry about the kitchen floor.
- Vaccuum cleaners are evil.
- A nap in the sun is cheaper than a trip to the spa.
- There's always something interesting going on outside.
- If you yell loudly and long enough, someone will eventually get out of bed and feed you breakfast.
- The best way to get out of taking medicine is to wait until mom's back is turned, and then spit it behind the sofa cushion.
I never said they were all insightful and deep. But then, neither are my cats.
