Things that Piss Me Off

The list could go on forever, but here's some of the top ones:

1. People who still believe emails saying Obama's a Muslim and other such nonsense. These same people won't look you in the eye when questioned why they don't "trust" him, either.

2. People who think Sarah Palin would be good for this country. You people scare the hell out of me. Quit breeding with your cousins and learn how to read a damned newspaper.

3. Conference calls.

4. People involved in the aforementioned conference calls who continually ignore my contribution to and knowledge of the project we are forced to work "together" on.

5. Insurance companies.

6. HR departments who don't immediately question why a pay increase for an employee winds up in their hands instead of the correct finance sector. (Almost two months and I finally get my raise--only because I asked why it hadn't shown up!)

7. Prince Charming. Who the hell does he think he is, anyway?

8. The myna bird next door. Hey bird, if you're going to sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" all day long, could you at least learn the words????