Things You Don't Know About Me (And Probably Didn't Want To)

It could be the cough medicine, but I thought I'd treat you to a few little-known facts about this blogger. This list might make you decide to read elsewhere, or accidentally give you a chuckle.

In no particular order:

• I won't eat tomatoes unless they are pounded into some form of sauce and served on pizza or spaghetti.
• I prefer MySpace to Facebook.
• I own almost every Paul Walker movie.
• I own all 10 seasons of "Stargate SG-1," plus the books based on the series.
• Calling me a bitch is actually a term of endearment.
• I dislike people in general.
• I think "frell" is a great fake curse word. So is "flubber" and "fudge nuggets."
• I own Popeye on DVD.
• My nephew is the greatest kid in the world.
• I can't stand text message shorthand. (It's "are you" not "ru"!!!!)
• I do crossword puzzles in pen.
• I still like to watch "Family Matters" reruns.
• I once worked for the Texas Rangers Baseball Club (post-Bush).
• My Keith Urban Fan Club number is 425.
• The nail on my right pinky finger grows crooked.
• Wal-Mart gives me anxiety attacks.
• I hate dating. I especially hate it when someone says "You have to meet..."
• I was once a "Robotech" fan club member. (In junior high--it was that or wearing parachute pants.)
• I used to edit college textbooks.
• I am a dork. I revel in my dorkness.
• I can't stand people who can't spell.
• I hate Match.com thanks to the aforementioned spelling issues. Sorry guys, I won't date you if your emails look like they were written by a monkey.
• I have OCD.
• The worst dating advice I ever got was to not let guys know how smart I am. (However, no one's ever told me not to let them know how much of a bitch I can be!)
• I am the only member of my family who will admit to being a Democrat.
• I once had a pet pig named Grumpy.
• When I was four I liked to pretend I was Huckleberry Finn.
• I played with a black baby doll named Drew when I was little.
• I've consumed so many fluids today that I have to pee whenever I cough. Excuse me.