Merry Frickin' Christmas

Here's some advice:

#1 Don't go shopping in holiday madness when you're already pissed off. It just gets worse and you decide the people on your list really aren't worth your time or money.

#2 A note to fellow shoppers-- Move your &*%&#$&%#$*!&^&#$&*&!#%$*&^ shopping carts out of the damned way! You're not the only person who needs to get down that aisle.

#3 If someone has requested your assistance multiple times and you just flat out don't want to do it, just say so! Because your latest "excuse" just got busted. Hence the reason for #1.

As you can tell, my Christmas spirit has been tossed in the dumpster. And I'm not talking the pleasant smelling one outside the bakery, I'm talking about the nasty one outside the fish market. I'm an eyeblink away from Bah Humbugging it until after New Year's. I gotta find the Xanax.