Monday, December 15, 2008

Slower Than a Speeding Bullet

Ahhh, Bush. Yet another story to add to his legacy. While his father is known for puking during a state dinner in Japan, Jr. will be remembered for having shoes hurled at his head by an Iraqi journalist. I don't want to say I laughed, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Do you think the Secret Service is now having to undergo training for what to do during a shoe attack? If they must be willing to take a bullet for the president, are they also required to take a shoe? Is there a different strategy for dealing with a man's loafer versus a woman's stiletto? Will reporters now have to enter the press room barefoot? Inquiring minds need to know.

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