Here's a good, um, representation of why I need to lose some weight--
Because I look like this in the nude:
Minus the ray gun and trunk-like nose, that is. (That would be Nudar, the nudist alien who led a takeover of Earth in Bender's Big Score--for you non-Futurama fans.)
I think I'll post this on the refrigerator for inspiration.
I hit 30-something, looked around, and realized that while everyone else I knew was getting married and having kids, I had kept my nose in a book and ended up collecting a few cantankerous cats. Now the 4 of us live in our newly purchased foreclosed home and we're trying to survive renovations.
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